oh my goooooooooood /dead

this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

EXCUSE ME WHILE I JUST SIT HERE AND FLAIL LIKE A MUPPET.

You can’t NOT reblog this. It’s like the Tumblr After Dark/Night Blogger Logo. It’s like our fucking Bat signal.
why cant a cursor go through the top or the left of the screen but it can the right and the bottom??????
these things haunt me at night
thats not okay
WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT